webponce rants

things less interesting than a pigeon walking in a circle.


new 'secure'ity guard..
a) the front door wasn't locked properly, ie. just on its catch.
b) i walked up the stairs, and as i was about to punch in the code on the mullet door, he opened it and i walked in, said "hi" and proceeded to steal all the machines in the building (well, that bits inaccurate.. but i could have done)

pointless.. absolutely pointless..
attractive bloke though (lol)

just got in from camden market, getting my mum her 50th birthday present (which was yesterday.. and had completely forgotten about it.. doh).. so got her a nice bottle of verve c, and some minutures for the dolls house, as well as a silver plated card.. must remember to sign it, or i'll end up giving her a blank card.. that would be very me :)

on the tube and saw a john lewis advert for swinging garden furnture for couples.. almost cried.. that's not good is it? emotional edge methinks.. kirsty agrees, asked her how the date went.. no response.. hmm...

meeting mom and dad at 7 in south ken.. get two hours lingo done now.. and then head off, eat and come back

(securedood standing on bridge.. OMG. its that bald bloke from reeves and mortimor, but with a ginger mullet)..

got mail from alison saying she's arriving in 4 weeks.. cool :)