webponce rants

things less interesting than a pigeon walking in a circle.


one ponders whether builders/roadworkers are genetically disposed to leering over women.
i mean, i'm not averse to the pleasures of seeing attractive women.. who is? apart from people who are allergic to women or something, and people who like men, or ... oh.. well, you know what i mean... but as i was walking to work this morning.. i was behind a girl as we walked past the site of endless roadworks (that doesn't narrow it down in london does it?).. and three of the guys in perfect synchronicity, swung their heads and followed her as she tiptoed past. i'm sure half of them didn't even find her attractive.. just felt obligated. imagine the meetings in roadworkers anonymous

gary: "hi, i'm gary, and i'm a builder"
counsellor: "hi gary.. and what do you want to talk about today?"
gary: "well.. i don't want to look at women when they walk past.. i'd rather just dig"
*sharp intakes of breath and gasps*
counsellor: "hmm. that is interesting"

maybe they all dont.. but there is some union rule which states they have to..

"lads! a lady"
"tsk.. i'm really behind on this tarmaccing.."
"come on.. it keeps up the image.. do it for the brand"
"oh ok..."