webponce rants

things less interesting than a pigeon walking in a circle.


my genitals smell of beer

well, pub quizes.. what else are they for?
ok.. perhaps my genitals shouldn't smell of alcohol. but hell, they do.. the spilt beer made sure of that. but oh what a comedy night.. yes we came last, but thats so not the point.. is it? taking part is the key.. taking part is the reason you go to pub quizes.. isn't it?

no?

we scored 15 out of 40.. thats bad??
oh ok