webponce rants

things less interesting than a pigeon walking in a circle.


what a bus journey.
being poor - i decided to use my money wisely, and catch the bus instead of the tube.. took me an hour rather than 20 minutes (which i could have walked for free!!) but it was amusing regardless.. the maniac bus driver who felt it not neccessary to adhere to speed limits, pretending the roadworks were chicanes to be attacked at over 60mph, the man who sat behind me who smelt like pot noodle, and my clever "i'll get off early and walk the last little bit" finding myself in a part of london i'd never been before... all culminating in me spending the last �1.30 on a M&S ploughman's sandwich.

i wonder if keyboards are edible?