webponce rants

things less interesting than a pigeon walking in a circle.


conversation i had yesterday:

me: hi, i'm looking at these two sony digital cameras, i can't seem to distinguish between the features on them - which makes this �539 one more expensive than the �470 one?

ponytailed 35 year old bespectaled comet sales assistant: erm. i'm not sure.

me: oh, right

P35YOBCSA: it might be that this is the newer model

me: ah yes, probably. they're both memory stick driven yes?

P35YOBCSA: yup

me: i-Link?

P35YOBCSA: nope

me: so not much point in getting the newer model then?

P35YOBCSA: nope

me: cool, i'll take the older model then please

P35YOBCSA: right.. oh.. we don't have any in stock

me: oh, how come its on the shelf?

P35YOBCSA: erm, because we do sell them

me: but you don't have any in stock.. ok, can i have that one in the display cabinet?

P35YOBCSA: erm. maybe. let me ask

(P35YOBCSA wanders off, i stand looking around for 15 minutes)

P35YOBCSA: erm, we don't have the box

(me thinks.. how the hell did it arrive?)

me: right, thats not too handy

P35YOBCSA: no. can i interest you in the more expensive one?

me: you said it had no extra features and would make more sense getting the older model

P35YOBCSA: erm.

me: never mind

P35YOBCSA: we sell washing machines too



(disclaimer.. all but the last line is true, and the ONLY reason i would EVER shop in Comet is because they're offering 6 months interest free. but for chrissakes.. )