more on the vampire story..
i explained a few weeks ago about the sheer number of mirrors in our flat - and how our landlord couldn't possibly be a vampire. it now turns out that our housemate upstairs is a modern vampire. evidence for the court: the boxes addressed to him downstairs (which are now piling up) keep arriving, and some of the newer ones have labels explaining exactly their contents: cool blood bags and vacuum cleaners. Now, of course, vampiring these days is probably a damn sight more modern than when nosferatu was hanging around in bars - the vacuum cleaner, i reckon, is for sticking on someone's neck and sucking the blood out without having to do that biting thing.
that would go a long way to explain why there are so many mirrors in our flat.. i'm sure of it.. and perhaps modern vampires don't care about crucifix.. but cant go anywhere near boardgames and childrens' toys.. which is why our flat had so many when we moved in. i shall investigate further and let you know.
