webponce rants

things less interesting than a pigeon walking in a circle.


who is larry and why is he so damn happy?
he obviously doesn't live in london - or in fact the UK. we're facing more days on end of firestrikes and as a result all the tubes are shagged, there are airport strikes planned for the new year - so he wouldn't be able to get into the country anyway. he could arrive by ferry, but the trains are so expensive and run so poorly he'd have a hard time actually getting here - he'd be stuck in dover. There are a few port cafes and service stations, so he could have a slap up meal at a Julie's Pantry - maybe thats why he's happy.
what do you think?