webponce rants

things less interesting than a pigeon walking in a circle.


I don't mean to drop names, but as i was out for a meal last night, Lena Headey asked me for the ashtray from our table. It wasn't until later that i turned around a little and saw she was sitting opposite Jerome Flynn that i took back the ashtray for her lack of taste. Besides, i needed it to put the olive stones in.

And in the week that Channel 4 launches a show which attempts to find the next opera star (Op-Idol anyone?) I'm starting to think that in the recent wake of shows such as Pop Stars, Fame Acadamy and Crimewatch, maybe using television based auditions are the way forward. We're looking for a Junior Developer and Designer to join our team at work at the moment, and frankly the traditional interview process is somewhat dull. So, I've arranged for a camera crew, 20,000 potential developers of the future and PJ and Duncan to host the whole thing. I have a feeling in six months time I'll have a number one single, the next 'Cheeky Girls' style failure and notority.

And finally, last month's most bizarre searches that found results on my website:
"ballerina or rightness or convene or contradict or declined"
"celebs with beards"
"firestrikes uk"
"flooglebinder"
"home remidies for hair"
"kate lawler weight gain"