Hangers.
Those of you who know me, will probably know that i have a lot of clothes. Those of you who don't know me, please do tell me how you found my website and what you think of it ;)
T-Shirts for example, at the last count, i had around 75 t-shirts of varying qualities, shapes, sizes, colours, slogans and level of wearability in public. Then, there are socks - which seem to reduce in number every day of my life, but my parents do a sterling job of replenishing every xmas (which also happens to be the only time i wear matching socks). Pants, well, the less said about them the better.. but enough of the individual items.. i'm here to talk about hangers. I think they're breeding in my wardrobe.
Now, i'd not be in the slightest bit surprised to find a new lifeform in my closet, but hangers are one of those things which defy the laws of genetics and when you leave two together in a dark place for longer than an evening, you'll have hangers coming out of your ears before you can say "oi! funny metal shaped objects should not be fornicating in the presence of my suit jacket, i'll never get the crease out". I've reached a point where i have more hangers than clothes, and i can't work out the mathmatics of it all.
So, if you're short of hangers, drop me a line and i'll send you some in the post. Give a man a hanger, and he'll keep his shirt uncreased. Give a man two hangers, and they'll multiply until he can start a shop selling nothing but the dastardly things.
(ps.. this is my first blog by GPRS... ;)
Those of you who know me, will probably know that i have a lot of clothes. Those of you who don't know me, please do tell me how you found my website and what you think of it ;)
T-Shirts for example, at the last count, i had around 75 t-shirts of varying qualities, shapes, sizes, colours, slogans and level of wearability in public. Then, there are socks - which seem to reduce in number every day of my life, but my parents do a sterling job of replenishing every xmas (which also happens to be the only time i wear matching socks). Pants, well, the less said about them the better.. but enough of the individual items.. i'm here to talk about hangers. I think they're breeding in my wardrobe.
Now, i'd not be in the slightest bit surprised to find a new lifeform in my closet, but hangers are one of those things which defy the laws of genetics and when you leave two together in a dark place for longer than an evening, you'll have hangers coming out of your ears before you can say "oi! funny metal shaped objects should not be fornicating in the presence of my suit jacket, i'll never get the crease out". I've reached a point where i have more hangers than clothes, and i can't work out the mathmatics of it all.
So, if you're short of hangers, drop me a line and i'll send you some in the post. Give a man a hanger, and he'll keep his shirt uncreased. Give a man two hangers, and they'll multiply until he can start a shop selling nothing but the dastardly things.
(ps.. this is my first blog by GPRS... ;)
