i'm subscribed to dictionary.com's "word of the day" mailing list, which means every morning at 8.00, i receive an email containing a word which one probably wouldn't use in everyday conversation, and even if you could use it, you'd probably receive quizzical looks in the pub, as the conversation was about Fulham's impending defeat today against Man U (sorry slim ;) - but back to topic, and "word of the day" has the most uncanny ability to match my mood or situation. I'll more often than not receive a word which can describe both succinctly and eloquently the way i'm feeling. quite scarey. i'm hoping they start sending words like "opulent", "auspicious" and "lottery-winner".
today was "inanition" - but thats only because drinking gin is not great for the emotionally unsound.
and i tell you what, if *one* more bus drives past this window with an advert for "my big fat greek wedding", i'm liable to go out and murder someone.. RIGHT! there it was!.. unlucky pedestrians run, for i am an angry hungover man in jogging pants with a corkscrew who's aiming to maim!
